EPIC FAIL: Girl all the stalkers want
November 6, 2009Well, here’s another one of my cheap renditions of a song:
8 o’clock, Monday night and I’m dying
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is *****, she’s Ms. nice and she’s annoying,
She wears short skirts, and I’m not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
And she wouldn’t notice me!
Cause she’s reading HP
Dreaming about smart guys
Listening to crack lectures
Green contacts on her eyes
It’s like a sad story,
She won’t look through me
If you were me, then you’d be
Screaming “Someone shoot me!”
As I fail miserably,
Trying to get the girl all the stalkers want.
She’s the girl all the stalkers want!
She likes the cute frogs and Daniel Radcliffe
Her freaking bookshelf’s full of books about vampiric fags
I wonder if she even thought me to be worthy
She’ll never know that I’m the best that she’ll ever have
