EPIC FAIL: Girl all the stalkers want
November 6, 2009Well, here’s another one of my cheap renditions of a song:
8 o’clock, Monday night and I’m dying
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is *****, she’s Ms. nice and she’s annoying,
She wears short skirts, and I’m not quite sure what that means.
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
And she wouldn’t notice me!
Cause she’s reading HP
Dreaming about smart guys
Listening to crack lectures
Green contacts on her eyes
It’s like a sad story,
She won’t look through me
If you were me, then you’d be
Screaming “Someone shoot me!”
As I fail miserably,
Trying to get the girl all the stalkers want.
She’s the girl all the stalkers want!
She likes the cute frogs and Daniel Radcliffe
Her freaking bookshelf’s full of books about vampiric fags
I wonder if she even thought me to be worthy
She’ll never know that I’m the best that she’ll ever have
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She’ll never notice me!
Cause she’s reading HP
Dreaming about smart guys
Listening to crack lectures
Green contacts on her eyes
She likes ‘em to be real cute
That’s something I can’t pass
I think this is all a scam..
Does a loser make a man?
It’s like a sad story,
She won’t look through me
If you were me, then you’d be
Screamin’ “Someone shoot me!”
As I fail miserably,
Tryin’ to get the girl all the stalkers want.
She’s the girl all the stalkers want!
She’s the girl all the stalkers want!
She’s the girl all the stalkers want!
She’s the girl all the stalkers want!
There she goes again
With her boots on, and frog clips on her hair
She breaks my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to be her boyfriend!
Now I’m hating HP
Trying to be a tough guy
Listening to crack lectures
Geek glasses on my eyes
I can’t be really cute
There’s really no way that I could pass
All I got’s a jacket.. jacket.. jacket…
It’s like a sad story,
She won’t look through me
If you were me, then you’d be
Screamin’ “Someone shoot me!”
As I fail miserably,
Tryin’ to get the girl all the stalkers want.
She’s the girl all the stalkers want!
It’s based on Bowling for Soup’s ‘Girl all the bad guys want’. This group, I must say, has a sympathy for losers. I can’t believe I’m posting this here, but I guess it’s some sort of test. If she reads this, well besides being screwed, at least I know they actually VIEW my blog. If they don’t, then I’m safe with my exposed, totally overrated secret- which probably isn’t much of a secret anymore. Well, like what the Yondaime says: “F*ck that.”
Anyway, I think this is a sign that I need to get professional help. I’ve been bothered by this and it really is quite irritating to have someone pop in your head for no apparent reason, and at any random time. I just can’t see why friends can’t be ‘together’ (well, in her case). I mean, it’s fatalistic to say that romantic relationships would inevitably lead to a breakup. Friendship is a good foundation for any relationship because not only does it involve having the same interests and aspirations in life, it involves a great deal of acceptance and understanding. Anyway, I respect her opinion and I’ll just repeat what I said when I told her that I like-liked her: “WHATEVER MAN!”
This is all so frustrating but I thought and pondered a bit on what the Yondaime says about this situation: ‘Kung gusto talaga ng babae, walang conditions yan.” Okay, fine, those aren’t the exact words he said but you’ll get the gist of it anyway. Maybe I’m not the person to make her realize that (as much as I want to be), and hell, a 100% perfect woman deserves a 100% perfect man- and I’m just a boy who’s still trying to find his place in this world!
To find out what the song sounds like, click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LjOrfa2dDQ
Or just go ahead and copy-paste the URL in the address bar you see somewhere up there.
And thanks to Flickr for the picture.
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